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Two tone paint work - Original color
and rust.
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One careful owner - But the other nine
were clumsy as anything.
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10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed
in the last 20 feet.
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Heated rear window - So you don't get
cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.
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Very clean - Only washed if and when
it rains.
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Lady owner - The glove box is full
of half-used cosmetics.
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Clean interior - All the rubbish is
under the floor mats.
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Immobilize - The gear shift comes
off in your hand.
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Anti-theft device - I can let you have
a Rottweiler cheap.
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Drives beautifully - ... in a straight
line; the steering is all over the place.
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Low mileage - The odometer is on its
third time around.
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Full service history - Charlie in the
garage round the corner checked it over last week.
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Economical - Doesn't use much fuel,
as it can't go any faster than 30 mph.
