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Cambell's Laws of Automotive Repair:
1. If you can get to the faulty part, you
don't have the tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts
house will have it back-ordered.
3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing
in the first place.
(Artur BLOCH, from "Murphy's Law")
Quigley's Law:
If a car and a truck approaching each other
on an otherwise deserted road, they will meet at the narrow bridge.
(Artur BLOCH, from "Murphy's Law")
Hartman's Automotive Laws:
1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car at the weekend.
2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip.
3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.
(Charles D. HARTMAN, from "The Official Rules") |
